Smushage

Those wonderful firm, but squishy body parts exclusively possessed by hot chicks. Particularly their big titties.

The hot sign girl hugged me, and I felt some major smushage going on. Then I felt something else in my pants.

by Shag N Flag November 14, 2018

Smuckada

1:A person who in reality has a normal sense of their surroundings but engages in stupid activity. 2:A normal person who doesn't have very much common sense. See smuck

One normal innocent highschool student went out with his friends one night and rings people's doorbells. That person is considered a smuckada.

by Timothy Buckley Freme June 17, 2008

Smurk

To display superior knowledge through facial expression. Like a smirk but by someone who is five steps ahead of the game. Usually a permanent fixture on the face of the smurker.

JB smurked so hard at me I knew in that moment that I was a total dangleberry and was being undermined in ways I didn't even understand.

I tried to smurk back but you can't fake a smurk. All I could do was be glad I didn't know what the fork he was smurking about.

by smurkmyfaceoff July 26, 2017

Smutsketeers

A group of 3 girls. More specifically 3 girls who are percieved to be skanky, or are actually indeed skanky. The type of girls that perform a 3-way girl kiss at drunken parties

Dave: Did you see whose here, Whitney, Amanda & Sarah
Shannon: Oh yea, the 3 smutsketeers are out in full force

by Shannon RK January 2, 2008

Smussy

The female productive organ of the blue tiny people known as Smurfs.

The combination of the words Smurf and Pussy.

Give me that Smussy my man.

I'd like some Smussies please.

by adieu l'humanité September 19, 2023

self-smush

self-smush refers to the act of having sex with one's self, aka masturbating. From the Jersey Shore phrase, to smush meaning to have sex.

Steve was having a tough time scoring with the ladies, so he decided to stay in on Friday, curl up with some lube and tissues, and self-smush the night away.

by Charles IV October 2, 2010

Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.

Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!

by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011