chocolate slurpy

When a guy or girl sticks a straw into their partners ass, and the person with the straw in their ass shits and the guy or girl with the straw in their mouth slurps/sucks the shit that their partner has shitten.

Z:"Honey, would you like a chocolate slurpy for dessert?"
T: "Of course! i'll grab the straw;)"

by iliveontheeastsideofthebridgei'malsoasian June 9, 2007

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Smurphy's Law

A child-centred variant of Murphy's Law. Smurphy's Law posits that no plan or act can unfold properly in the presence of children. (Note: first defined by the Canadian artist Paul Walde.) Also called Smurfy's Law.

Example 1: A small, toilet-trained child will only wet themselves when it is imperative to get out the door Right Away.

Example 2: "We have planned this weekend away for one year, and now little Paolo is sick." "But Paolo never gets sick!" "He did this time. Whattareyagonnado? It's Smurphy's Law."

by seeker6079 December 28, 2005

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Slurpy time

1) The act of giving oral to a woman that is already wet.

2) Inserting a squid into any wet orifice. (generally the vagina)
The squid is often traded between partners several times.

I had slurpy time with tayler while at the beach, but she didn't want to reciprocate.

by Yoyochickashizle December 21, 2013

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Slurpy Mcturkey

A term used to define a woman who is particularly good at giving sloppy head but whose chin and neck have merged into one and thus give the impression of a turkey neck.

Hey bro, did you take Slurpy Mcturkey to pound town last night?

by Elesian November 29, 2020

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