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smurfing a chick

*to Smurf a chick

When a group of 50 or more males have their way with one female.

this comes from the children's show "The Smurfs ", which shows a fully populated village thriving with only one female. DO THE MATH!!
-Dudes, we are about to smurf this chick!
-Yes we are!

- Wow we are really smurfing a chick
by yourboyjudge eloy March 16, 2015
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smuggling skittles

The act of having your nipples protrude out of your shirt, as if to be actually hiding skittles candies underneath your shirt.

If you are smuggling skittles, you most definitely have nip rocks.
1. Dude, you ever watch the Friends episodes where Jennifer Aniston looks like she's smuggling skittles?

2. That shirt is so tight, you look like you're smuggling skittles.

3. Don't wear a bra...guys love girls who look like they're smuggling skittles.
by yellowboy February 12, 2004
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Snack smuggling

The act of sneaking in snacks (like in your pocket, coat, or a purse) (usually packaged candy) to a place that already sells snacks and candy and which either frowns upon or forbids people from bringing their own (since they want to sell you their usually very overpriced snacks).
Person 1: Hey I got each of us a bag of M&Ms from the theater snack counter, it set me back 8$ though.

Person 2: 8$?! Man you need to start snack smuggling, you would have saved 6$.
by Forever Artist March 30, 2008
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Smeagling

To not shower for days after sexual intercourse or a sporting activity and therefore lounge around in your cess pit of a body.
Dude i banged emma so hard the other night but i still haven't showered. Decided to just smeagling around for a bit.
by toon definitions November 11, 2014
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shmuggling

The act of gay rough anal sex in a swimming pool or candle lit dinner shared with someone of the same gender. Usually in a romantic location like Tenerife
Conlan likes shmuggling with Mick Pher's son
by Your Mums Handle January 5, 2015
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Smuggling Peanuts

A description of an incident where the shape a persons nipples is clearly defined through their clothing.
It must be cold, because Stacey is really smuggling peanuts today.
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Peanut smuggling

What a woman is said to be doing if her nipples are excessively erect and visible under her clothing. See also wingnuts
Whoa dude! There's some major peanut smuggling going on there!
by Dark 1 January 10, 2004
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