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Smogon

1) German for the Pokemon Koffing.

2) A(n English) forum named after said Pokemon that specializes in competitive Pokemon (also known as the metagame for Pokemon). It is arguably the largest one out there, and also produces the most commonly used tier list for the purpose of comeptitive Pokemon, which are used to determine what Pokemon are allowed to be used for a particular match (for example, a match inteded for a lower tier will not permit high tier Pokemon, though higher tier matches allow lower tier Pokemon).

Because of the tier list (and the fact that its members are known to be elitist at times), Smogon is commonly hated by 1) people who can't accept that their favourite pokemon is placed too high or low; 2) people who just plain hate tiers in general, and 3) people who sees Pokemon as a ten-years-old's RPG only, and not as a strategy game.
Smogon is an unevolved poison-type Pokemon, and I'd say this sentence in German in entirety, but I don't speak the language.

A: Gardevoir is NU because Smogon said so.
B: How dare you! Gardevoir rocks and sweeps entire teams!
C: Smogon sucks anyways because they think Garchomp is Uber! I mean, Castform can OHKO Garchomp with Blizzard!
D: Relax. Gardevoir's only NU because people don't use it. Convince people Gardevoir is good and get them to use it and it will rise back up. Besides, Castform OHKOs standard Rayquaza with Blizzard too and nobody's saying Rayquaza isn't Uber because of it.
E: I am a Smogonite and I say Garchomp's Uber so suck less nubz.
F: Why are we so serious about a children's RPG?
by RegalStar July 10, 2009
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Sacramento Smegma Smooch

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.
"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"
by Pepe Silvia Barney October 3, 2012
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Smoocharoo

A combination of the verb to smooch (to cuddle, kiss a little and perhaps even go as far as getting to 2nd base) and the last part of the word for the animal Kangaroo (Weird, furry, jumping animal, native to Australia. Often regarded as cuddly, soft and sweat which is actually a misconception as the bastards will kick the shit outta ya if you get too close. They also make great bbq meat. But that aside.)

You give your loved one a smoocharoo when you want to keep the end of your conversation short. Rather than getting into the whole 'I want to kiss you allover, hold you real tight, I'll miss you so much, You hang up first, No YOU hang up first; you just say: 'Smoocharoo, babe.'
Guy: 'Sorry girl but I gots to go'
Girl: 'Please don't go! I miss you already!'
guy: 'Big smoochafuckinroo shorty.'
girl: '... Smoocharoo baby!'

(Guy hangs up phone or walks away leaving girl with fantasy resulting in shiver down spine.)
by Dee_tox December 27, 2008
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Smooboo

Smooboo(s) are very special, long lost creatures who reconnected in Irvine California after spending roughly 19 years apart. After uniting with one another, they are on a mission to return home to their special world Smoobooland. Smoobooland is inhabited by peaceful animals and creatures who complete a sustainable ecosystem for the two Smooboos to love amongst. However, Smoobooland carries rules that govern the lands one of which to be considered the most important: "There can only be two Smooboos in Smoobooland"
Smooboo 1: Smooboo?
Smooboo 2: Aja Baja Boo
Smooboo 3: Smoobooloobs
Smooboo 4: Para Tu
by Smooboo October 9, 2013
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Shoroda

Someone smart, funny, creative, BEAUTIFUL and is always hungry. Like for some unknown reason this female loves to eat. She also enjoys music so she be vibing too..
Why is Shoroda always hungry?
Shoroda has good vibes.
Shoroda are you going crazy?
by leeleethewizard June 8, 2021
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PeePee SMOOCHER

A Homosexual male, that when in a feel good mood will smooch a penis.
Dude, Look at that Liberachi lookin Mother Fucker. I'd be willing to bet he's a PeePee SMOOCHER.
by Michael A. Mashke September 11, 2005
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Smoochisses

A smooch and kiss combined to create an even more romantic atmosphere.
I like Ryan so much, I just want to give him smoochisses all the time!
by Legs4days February 20, 2014
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