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Smiley Face Shield of Justice

indicated by an open mouthed smiley :D, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice grants you immunity against verbal assaults.
Person 1: whatever
Person 2: are you seriously going to be mad at me? it's over.
Person 1: what?
Person 3: boom. roasted

(with the Smiley Face Shield of Justice)
Person 1: whatever :D
Person 2: sweet! ;)
Person 3: aw snap, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice!
by youalreadykno May 8, 2011
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put a smile on one's face

to make someone feel happy.
Look at Freddy, he looks so sad, let's go and put a smile on his face. ( put a smile on one's face.)
by Nabeel, January 16, 2008
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saddam's toothless smile

1. A hairy and disgusting vagina, sometimes finding certain sexually transmitted infections.

2. a vagina

3. slang term for cunt

originated in sapulpa, oklahoma by a guy named shames
fernando: "Damn, dude, I was banging this girl last night and--"

stu: "Was the bitch tight?"

fernando: "No way dude, diving down under was like doing a root canal on saddam's toothless smile."
by everyone loves the uber April 6, 2004
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smiley gladhands

As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.

May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.

Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.
"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."

"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."
by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009
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Reassurance Smiley

When someone says something that may otherwise be mistaken as serious, but follows it with a smiley that helps reduce the tension and lets the second person know it was a joke.
Dude 1: Your mothers a filthy whore
Dude 1: :P (reassurance smiley)

Dude 2: lol
by Chocosaurus February 25, 2010
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Smiley Miley

A quasi-hippie brand. Yet its NPO, Happy Hippie Foundation, is awesome. Good for youth-homelessness.
Smiley Miley twerks, smiles and do philanthropy. She made my day.
by tobefree June 12, 2018
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