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smeralda

A person who is lovable, amazing and funny. She has the best kind of humour, and a Good Music reste. Boys and Girl and everybody in between would all love to get close to Smeralda. Might be a little bit of an introvert, but once you get to know her, she really opens up and shows her rich inner self with all her sides.
Oh, Smeralda looks so pretty today! She is so amazing, like always😍 i just wish she wouldn't get herself down all the time!
by GlossipGirl October 3, 2017
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Smerck

Smerck/To Smerck/Smercking/Smercked

When you smoke(strickly weed) and take percocets(percs) at the same time. You can also take any other related pain killer like vikodin. This process truly numbs your body and gives you a buzz that you cant describe with words.
Dude Devon just got percs, lets smerck!
My body felt numb after smercking last night.
Yo dude i just picked up and 8th; lets smerck up.

See also: Smink
by NEVIN420 September 28, 2009
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smeraldo

Can't fuck with that smeraldo.
by unpappadinome October 30, 2010
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Smerfing

At last year's MENSA convention, there was way too much smerfing.
by WordMann68 February 22, 2011
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smerf

to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)

also smerfed, smerfing
I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?
by Ce'nedra April 15, 2005
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smerbopulated

Smerbopulated is a state of mind. You'll encounter such a state, after smoking tons of weed. Especially sparingly through the day, to have a big finale where you just get stoned! Being smerbopulated means having that stupid high, where you can feel yourself going cross-eyed, and keep telling yourself "I look so stupid right now." Yet, you can't really do anything about it.
Man, I was smokin' a bowl every couple of hours, then finally I just decided to go all out, I could feel myself drooling, shit ballz, I was smerbopulated as fuck.
by GarthAlgar May 23, 2009
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Smeruaj

Smeruaj is a relatively new thing, so I am not judging you for not knowing.

A SMERUAJ is a TRUE warrior. Not to be confused with a shitty samurai or "ninja".
An actual Smeruaj is not even asian. He, or she, is either white or tan and they most typically have brown hair and are slightly short. So far, there are only two Smeruajs in the world.

One of them is located in Portugal, the other in Denmark.

One of them is a man, the other a woman.
One of them is David
and the other, dear sir....
is me.
Sara: I need you do open this jar for me.
Dahveed: I.. can't do that.
Sara: You are a Smeruaj, of course you can.
Dahveed: yOU ARE RITE.
by smeruaj September 22, 2012
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