smeeglewomps

The cool folk band consisting of Wilbur Soot on the washboard, Georgenotfound on the trumpet, Tommyinnit and Ranboo as the vocalists, Philza Minecraft on the plastic recorder, and Tubbo floating ominously in the background.

I love smeeglewomps, it's the best band around! Have you listened to any of their music?

by Soyalecithin January 31, 2023

Smeeglewomps

A brilliant folk band consisting of Wilbur Soot on the washboard, Georgenotfound on the trumpet, Philza Minecraft playing the plastic recorder, Tommyinnit and Ranboo as vocalists, and Tubbo, floating ominously in the background.

Have you heard of smeeglewomps? Their music is brilliant!

by Soyalecithin January 31, 2023

Sweedle

When you put a cake mixer/beater, electric or manuall, up your own or someone elses asshole and turn it on or spin it manually.

I will viscously sweedle you later tonight!

by Mcmakky ass November 2, 2016

smeegle

Someone who is a hard drug/sex addict and craves drugs or sex. Comes from Lord Of The Rings: "My precious..."

That girl was a total coke smeegle.

by Ken June 2, 2004

Seedless cucumber

A man who has been fixed (vasectomy) has a "seedless cucumber"

I can't get pregnant, he has a seedless cucumber!

by L.Secret December 9, 2016

Smeegle

chunky bits of goop. May also be used as a funny name to call others.

calling your bff smeegle as a joke.

by Devin Widmer March 21, 2008

Smedley

Slang of US Marine Corps for someone who handles simple jobs for a superior. One working in the role of a butler.

Smedley is a play on words that comes from Smedley Butler, a Marine hero who was a Major General and won two Congressional Medals of Honor.

He was the General’s Smedley with duties that included laying out uniforms and being the General’s driver.

by hayti66#2 April 19, 2011