Swearing

Something adults say all the time, but all hell breaks loose when kids do it. An example of acceptable hypocrisy.

Adult: Hey guys, this is fucking good!
Kid: Yeah I love it, this is the shit!

Adult: Language kid!!!
Kid: But you guys swear all the time. For fucks sake Swearing is not the end of the world!

by Chalko3 January 9, 2021

Swearing child

Well, it’s just tommyinnit.

“Tommyinnit is a swearing child”

by zoey.innit._ June 6, 2021

swearing

The process in which an individual becomes fluent in a tabooed part of the English language (around middle school) to such an extent that they are able to fabricate prose of such animosity that it would make your Language Arts teachers tits fall off.

6th Grade: Go to hell son.
(manifestation of swearing occurs)
High School: Shut the fuck up you kinky, funky ass bitch you are a fucking fuck i'll fuck the shit out yo nigga nigga please i best fuck yo coon ass spic ass sandy nigga ass while i give you a fuckin screaming seagle

by WillDaBeast:) November 16, 2011

spearing the whale

Very complicated but first you need to put on a rain coat, then you'll need a kiddy pool, and of course the fattest, whitest chick you can find. After that you fuck the fat bitch in the pool. Now for the coup de grace, you kick her in the throat and listen to her moan and make whale noises, and finally you get the fuck out of there!

Rick: I went spearing the whale yesterday and i totally pwned that fat cunt.

Rob: Dude that's fucking disgusting.

Rick: I'll fucking kill you.

by john to the b February 7, 2008

Swearing

Hayd3n does this a lot. It's a bunch of bad words that we shouldn't say.

Oh no... He's swearing again

by Person_A123 September 1, 2019

Spearing

verb, the act of grabbing ones ear while giving oral and ramming ones penis into their partners thoart

thomas's girlfreind pissed him off early so he waited till she was giving him head then grab her ears and rammed his penis into the back of her thoart spearing her viciously

by TCWalsh April 19, 2010

Random swearing

Where you're desperate to swear, but can't form the words, and so use the first thing that pops into your head.

"Pobum" - when trying to say "Fuck you."

"Spatula Corsa" when trying to say "You fucking twat, you just cut me up in your shitty little Corsa."

"Trolley cunt beer mug" when trying to say "Oh Christ, Tekken is hard!"

To all of these, anyone listening might respond: "Wow, that's some completely random swearing!"

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007