smashedness 

The level to which one is smashed. See: drunk, etc.

"My level of smashedness has just reached 12 on a scale of 1 to 11. (see Spinal Tap)

smashedness by Forbzy November 25, 2006

smashtress 

A spare bed used mainly to perform sex acts on.

Jeff: Hey Terry, can I take Nicole up to your room and smash real quick?

Terry: Naw bro, go to the guest room and bang on the smashtress.

smashtress by erich3stacks March 19, 2014

Smasheder 

Being more than smashed.

When you are smashed,but can still get smasheder.

Smasheder by Smashed guy May 19, 2018

SmashedEgg 

a youtuber that is an egg, his real and he is hot

I need to go home and watch a SmashedEgg video

SmashedEgg by omgyeyeye November 1, 2019