Garlic Smelling Dutch Oven

A Dutch Oven that smells like garlic.

Italy: It's been so long since I had a big brother to sleep with!
Romano: Yeah, great! Another night of garlic smelling dutch ovens!

-Hetalia.

by no one important. September 4, 2012

Jack-Stalling

The process by which one masturbates while inside a bathroom stall or similar enclosure; jacking it within a stall.

_ Hey man! Did you hear about Sherman?

/ Nah, what happened?

_ Last weekend his room mates heard him in the bathroom jack-stalling it.

/ Damn, man, thats hilarious!

by TheSuperviza February 24, 2009

No smelling, no biting

Famous expression in Portugal (translated from "Quem não cheira não trinca"), meaning that without smelling it, you have no right to bite it. This can be used in any situation!
This was created by a Portuguese dude named João Rêgo and it became famous in the north area of Portugal.

Dude 1: I won't smell that
Dude 2: "No smelling, no biting"

by mmlp_r November 2, 2022

Swalling

The act of producing cringe, most often in a Norse manner.

- Hey Freddy! Stop Swalling around everywhere!
- I cant help it, I'm just too cringe and Norse!

by Nasborraren May 5, 2022

Smalking

To talk while smoking. To have a mouth full of smoke and then to speak while calmly letting out smoke. Only done with smoking weed, otherwise people are known to look like a douche-fag smalking a cigarette.

- Wow man, im pretty baked. that was fucking great hash

- Yeah, but....."Noises of inhaling smoke"... I would totally not want to go to Vancouver.

- What did you just do right then? Were... Were you just smalking?

- Yes, yes i was.

by Moskowsatch February 13, 2010

smallidge

A weird kid with a crappy blond bowl cut.

Smallidge is decent at trombone but still kinda crappy.

by Ur mommmmmmmmmm December 7, 2018

justin smelling alexa

Some horny teenage boy who has a ear fetish. He has a nostril cycle that happens over the course of the year similar to the menstrual cycle. He has an obsession with smelling a girl by the name of Alexa in her left ear. Many realistic jokes are made about Justin smelling Alexa, which he is in denial about.

Person 1: Hey Dude did you see Justin smelling Alexa?
Person 2: Yeah! He put his nose all the way in!

by flash gorden May 28, 2017