smacktard

1. A disparaging term used predominantly in online gaming by anti-social nerds (generally under the age of 18) who fantasize about sexual relations with members of the same gender and regularly masturbate to illustrations of 11 year-old Japanese school girls getting fucked by octopuses.

After casually joining an online game and losing to a trash-talker nerd (who has devoted his life to the medium):

"U R SUCH A SMACKTARD IMA SMACK U IN UR MOUTH BITCH".

Note: This comment has no meaning to people who are not worthless piles of shit.

by ARYAN SUPER Soldier March 04, 2006

smacktard

smack= crack
tard= retart

smacktard= retart on crack

omfg!!!! u damn tk'in smacktard.

by ur mom March 31, 2004

smacktard

Someone who looks bad in a picture.

"Wow, I totally look like a smacktard in that picture!"

by Jeremy Fisher March 09, 2005

smacktard

Someone acting so retarded you want to smack him over the head.

That smacktard is planecamping
The smacktard ran the ship ashore.
That smacktard TK'd me as I was capturing a flag.

by md-mr April 20, 2003

smacktard

1. Insult used by nerds to sound imposing. Often written in forums the world over.

I t0tally pwned that smacktard!!

by RCD July 03, 2005

smacktard

When someone is acting like so much of a retard, that you want to smack them silly.

B1: "yay! i managed to teamkill three of my teammates last round!"
B2: "You are such a smacktard."

by NrKy September 15, 2003

smacktard

a band devoted to being as stupid and immature as every definition of smactard above and below this definition. LONG LIVE THE SMACKTARD!

Smacktard is the greatest band ever.

by Lord Smacktard April 15, 2003