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Sausage smackdown

When a man has a woman pinned down with his knees on her arms so she can't move them. He proceeds to smack her repeatedly in the face with his penis
Jenny was being a complete bitch so I laid the sausage smackdown when she was laying on the bed
by evandude September 11, 2011
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Smackdonalds

A beating, usually administered by a parent to a child. Term originated from BroScienceLife on youtube.

Example:''Kevin if you don't shut the fuck up right now, I'm taking you to smackdonalds!''
''Kevin if you don't shut the fuck up right now, I'm taking you to smackdonalds!''
by JeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeff March 28, 2018
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Smackdown

Smackdown is The Rock show or was until The Rock left to become an Actor.
Smackdown is the new WCW Tunder show.
by Fightinggato April 2, 2004
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Smackdown!

A WWE wrestling program that airs on UPN every Thursday nights. Features stars such as John Cena, Eddie Guererro, Rey Mysterio, JBL & The Undertaker. Many wrestling fans see this show as inferior to WWE's other show, Raw which airs on Spike TV every Monday night.
"It's time for Smackdown! Give me the fuckin' remote!"
by Just The Facts March 20, 2005
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smackmonkey

Similar to the willy wrench, the main difference being that the woman thinks that smacking the penis during masturbation gives men a greater thrill. Wise up ladies...it does NOTHING for stimulation.
"It was going fine until she smackmonkeyed my cock like it had tried to bite her"
by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005
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Deliver the Smackdown

adj: to inflict serious pain on another
When I catch the guy who stole my television, I will deliver the smackdown on him
by Peter 'Valenn1' C. November 22, 2003
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wwe smackdown

WWE Smackdown is a show that comes on every Friday created by the WWE (world wide entertainment)
Do you watch WWE Smackdown?

No but i do watch WWE Raw!

You should watch it. It comes on every Friday!

Oh, ok. Thanks!
by animallover July 9, 2014
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