Surged

A common slang term describing a person's state of being after consuming too much alcohol. Usally as a direct result of binging, effects include a sudden jolt of energy, lack of memory, poor decision-making, and loud obnoxious behavior. Also, there is an urge to go to local fast food restaurants and call you're ex.

Nick: Kayla, please ignore what I said last night. I was too damn surged last night at that party.

Kayla: Trust me, I will. You were rambling on about a bunch of nonsense and kept yelling.

Nick: It happens.

by Bigertonn August 17, 2011

Slugged in the Gut

Brian's most common and fatal choice of killing people. This fatal move happens so fast that it is undetectable to the naked-eye. How many people have been killed by this fatal move is unknown and will, most likely, remain unknown.

1) Did Alex really get slugged in the gut by Brian?
2) Brian was so pissed at Scott, that he slugged him in the gut and Scott disintegrated.

by Scrane May 4, 2007

slurred hearing

An excuse for not answering someone especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

I'm sorry I did not hear you. I have slurred hearing.

by Pedro Dido February 10, 2010

spurged

to cheat with condescending cordiality

Sometimes medical students use the word spurged to cheat at Scrabble.

by jgoliath September 25, 2010

slurfed

When you fall asleep with your hands on your keyboard and continue to scroll down or up a webpage.

I slurfed all the way through the a section of the urban dictonary

by demonpeepers April 12, 2011

Smurged

Sneaking up the line of cars and merging into traffic.

Did he do what I thought he did? Yup, he smurged up in that lane.

by SuperTrucker22 May 20, 2018

Sturged

In negotiations- when a potential buyer askes a lot of questions with no intent to actually buy this wasting all of the sellers time.

Also when the seller comes down on the price for said potential buyer, and the buyer declines. Stating. ”I can buy a new one for that”

Buyer- I know you are asking $10,000 for this Jeep and it’s in incredible shape. Will you take $5,000?

Seller- I have to sell it, yes I will take $6,000
Buyer- can you deliver it 300 miles to my house?

Seller- I will for gas money
Buyer- okay great. Well that’s too much money, I can get a new one for $7000.

(Actual value of Jeep- NADA $12699

Seller to friend- hey man some guy just wasted all my time asking about my Jeep. I care down on the price, offered to deliver it.

Friend - ya bro, sounds like you totally got sturged, I hate it when people do that.

by Steveo987 August 24, 2018