Slowmensia

The inability to move quickly or act in an urgent manner.

Eli watched his breakfast decompose as his slowmensia prevented him from eating quick enough.

by yr7soccer May 11, 2018

slower than a mower

Nothing can ever be slower

Erik myhre is slower than a mower

by Ilakxndniaklsnc May 18, 2020

Move slower than pond water

The way a lazy person moves to do anything.
Because pond water barely moves.

"Hand me that board."
(Lazily moving)
"Man you move slower than pond water."

by Essej snosrap June 30, 2016

slowe

(Verb) The extension of the pinky finger while grasping or holding an object. Often refered to as being a feminine or gay grasp.

Look at that kid slowin' it.

by Dan April 1, 2005

slowreader

figuratively, one who doesn't pick things up easily, especially things that are implied; literally, one who reads slowly; a band from Texas that is good now, even though they no longer exist

Person: He actually thought that you literally meant you could eat a horse??? Boy, he's definetely a slowreader.

by El_Scorcho July 26, 2005

Slowest Common Denominator

The kid in class who slows down the rest by having to get every last thing repeated to him/her 8 times before understanding it.

Teacher 1) I hear you got Tommy and Linda in English class. I had them last year. They're some really bright kids.

Teacher 2) Yeah, but I feel horrible. It's damn near Christmas and we still haven't finished basic sentence structure because Kyle still doesn't understand subject-verb agreement and he asks me 2 dozen questions per class that I've already answered.

Teacher 1) That's always so unfortunate, when the brightest in the bunch are put in the same classes as the Slowest Common Denominator.

Teacher 2) Yeah. I wish there was room in the budget to have more advanced classes.

by daphunkeefeel1 July 17, 2012

slowler

If somethinng is described as "slower" it means it is SO slow that to simply describe it is to speak in an unbelievably slow manner, slurring your words, to accomodate the utter slowness of the object, person, thing, etc in question.

Variations include: slowl, slowlish.

1. Could you be speaking any slowler?

2. That grandmother is moving so slowlish!

by IgIg August 11, 2006