sloppy johnson

when you cover your tally in manwhich and have your girlfriend lick it off.

Caren was so hungry she ate 5 sloppy johnsons for dinner.

by Guy Ball October 4, 2006

sloppy john

When your chick puts a gob of rubbing vasoline in her mouth and then slobbers it all over your dick. She then proceeds to give you a nasty handjob.

My chick just gave me the nastiest sloppy john last night.

by NotoriousK30304 December 11, 2013

Sloppy Joe Stacker

A gay orgy

Guy: I sure am sore after that sloppy joe stacker last night

by Pemis February 27, 2019

Sloppy Jop

A Very Poor Quality Blowjob

Person 1: I Want To Get A Blowjob From Leland,
Person 2: Really? I Heard He Only Gives Sloppy Jops

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 14, 2020

Sloppy Josh

When a full bearded man eats out his girlfriend while she's on her period.

P1: Bro your beard looks a little crusty.

P2: Oh yeah bro I gave my girl a sloppy josh last night!

by Wait_on_Red May 4, 2021

sloppy joe

a slang term, used for a mixture of a blowjob and handjob, also known as a spitty handjob.

Cailin gave Jake a sloppy joe for his birthday.

by Sloppy Jake March 15, 2011

sloppy jones

(n.) The most amazing sexual experience ever!

"Dude, I got a sloppy jones last night! It was awesome!!"
"Sick!!"

by Sloppy Jones Master May 2, 2008