Slapnuts

To do something wrong for the purpose of being funny.

Dipping your nuts in a customers coffee without them knowing it, oh yeah, slapnuts!

by Noah Hennig September 25, 2003

johnny slapnuts

A person at work that is a piece of shit, but somehow gets anything they want!

“You hear about who got that promotion? Of course, it was that assbag Johnny Slapnuts…Everybody hates that Douche Face!

by #Gerbils May 15, 2016

Slapnut

When a nut is achieved after accidently slapping them so hard they turn purple. This orgasm is beautifully painful thing and the cum explodes in a thick purple/blue colour. Almost like a blueberry thickshake.

Person 1: Oh Man i had the best slapnut last night!
Person 2: Nice! you lucky slapper!

by Joseph6034 July 03, 2018

Slapnut Day

It is a day where you get an excuse to slap ur nuts anywhere u want. And if if u slap ur nuts then rub it on someone, they have to slap ur nuts

Guy 1 : Oh man, I'm bout to slap my nuts bro.
Guy 2 : Why tho?
Guy 1 : Cuz it's Slapnut Day

by Random_Fandom October 26, 2019

Slapnut

The most delectable dish, most often served cold, with a side of sea men, fresh from the Atlantic.

Slapnut clapnut baby

by Totallynotgayman January 04, 2022