slammed on brakes

To have such extreme skidmarks in one's underwear or pants that he or she must have "slammed on brakes."

*Notices guy up ahead with skidmarks on his pants*
"Oh my God, dude, that guy must have really slammed on brakes!"

by GrumpyFox July 21, 2017

Swammered

To get hammered while swimming, so hammered that when you get out, it still feels like your are swimming.

We got swammered at the pool today, so swammered Bernie fell over getting out of the pool.

by BTones81 April 25, 2019

Ass slammed

1. A thing you say to someone when they lose an argument
2. Getting ass slammed in the literal sense

"get ass slammed dickhead"

by Brendanwa January 11, 2022

cream slammed

1. getting fucked
2. comparable to "getting served"

1. Chris cream slammed his mother last night.
2. Those suckas got cream slammed.

by smith July 1, 2006

slammed

n. Having your Honda Civic lowered to the ground to improve aerodynamics (i.e. look really dumb) so you can get better gas mileage driving to your job as Mc Donald's Hamburger Technician from your parents' house. Frequently accompanied by a gigantic, turd-shaped spoiler with no aerodynamic effect.

Man, that slammed Honda looks ghey. I hope the owner's mom doesn't know he saved up his allowance for 5 years to buy that lowering kit.

by Braxtron May 14, 2003

slammed

having your car lowered to the extreme for looks and handling..
Btw...stop hating on hondas

my car is so slammed i have to creep over speedbumps

by honda ryder April 4, 2007

Sammered

To be hammered, but more Sam-like. Usually people with the name Sam are more prone to becoming sammered, but it's quickly becoming very popular for anyone, regardless of their name to become sammered.

Dude, I'm so totally sammered.

by Samantha Tyne June 11, 2008