switzerland

Switzerland is a country in Europe, but:

Switzerland isn't Sweden!
And Swiss is not the same as Swedish!

get it?

American: "Where you from?"
Swiss tourist: "I'm from Switzerland"
American: "Oh nice, I like the Swedish girls!"

by Swiss Tourist June 4, 2007

skitzer

A term that describes a person who regularly uses methamphetamine.

That guy was talking and moving around so fast, he must be a skitzer.

by Manda in Texas August 16, 2008

Skitz cunt

Someone who is just flat out skitz mate.

'Look at Leso, what an absolute skitz cunt'

by MaddestMutt February 1, 2021

calling switzerland

Switzerland is a European country which has been neutral in many historical conflicts, including the two world wars. When someone "calls Switzerland", they are claiming to be neutral in an argument.

#1: Stacey got mad at her boyfriend because instead of taking her side in a fight with her room mate, he called 'switzerland' and left the room.

#2: guy 1: Dude, who's right, me or Bill?

guy 2: I'm not getting involved. I'm calling switzerland.

by Dmoney455 November 29, 2010

skitzin

(v.) to become overly paranoid due to smoking or vaping marijuana

Dude, quit skitzin, the cops are not coming, stop looking out the window!

by CerSer December 9, 2008

switzerland

v.(note lower case):
the act of being neutral or non-committed on a subject, usually a controversial one.

Joe: Hey, whaddya think about those Red Sox finally winning the World Series?

Louie: Hey, I don't wanna get into it, man. I'm SWITZERLAND on this one.

by Shmouse May 24, 2005

skitzing

To skitz...
What you do when on meth, ice, or w/e you call speed.

He only did one line, but he was skitzing all damn day!

by mar007 December 17, 2004