Swine Flu Fever

Having a romantic obsession with people of the Mexican race.

Guy1: "I want myself a little latina mamacita!!:

Guy2: "Man, you have a seious case of Swine Flu Fever!"

by HeadHandsomeBossMan August 14, 2009

Swine Flu Boner

An erection that comes completely out of nowhere and results in women panicing, buying surgical masks, and hiding their children. Also causes people to run from the room once symptoms persist. Treatment includes laying in bed feeling sorry for yourself and social isolation. There is no vaccination for Swine Flu Boner and symptoms can often re-occur.

''Jesus Christ Mr. Brown, what the fuck is that?! Oh god! Gordon's got a swine flu boner!''

by iKaite July 15, 2009

swineberg

A swine of truly gigantic proportions. Used when the word swine on it's own just doesn't cut it.

Shut the hell up, you swineberg !
You really are a swineberg !

by Thorien September 16, 2008

Swineanoia

The constant fear of getting Swine Flu and thinking that everyone who is sick has Swine Flu.

Person 1: Hey man how are today

Person 2: I'm actually not feeling that well, I have a runny nose

Person 1: Get away from me you have Swine Flu!

Person 2: But I think its just a cold

Person 1: No its not, go to the doctor, you need to be contained

Person 2: Man chill out, you have Swineanoia

by NewYork869007 December 11, 2009

Sk8wine

The most insipid, underwhelming youtube channel ever to have graced the i
nternet.

"Yo man have you seen the latest sk8wine vlog?" "Nah bro that shit is so whack."

by Regional_timdustries April 15, 2021

Uncultured Swine

a person who is uneducated on a certain topic

"That's Eileen you uncultured swine."

by basiccupcake August 13, 2019

Swine Flu Pandemic

A mysterious 'Flu' that was started by a huge number of juvenile pigs bunking off school in the world's largest farmyard boycott. This was immediately assumed to be a Flu Pandemic, as Humans started to bunk off school too. During a French lesson last week, the Pandemic reached Level 5 and record numbers of students did not attend their French lessons.
The Flu soon because contagious amongst humans, transferred not by touch, but by questions like "Wanna go down the shop?" and "Do you want to come round and play Xbox round my house?"

Miles: Where were you in Maths yesterday?
David: I had swine flu.
Miles: This Swine Flu Pandemic really is getting to everyone, I was one of only four people in Maths yesterday.

by ActiasLuna May 2, 2009