Skonkafied

Somewhat similar to a "skonka" but more enhanced by a particular modification.

She dyed her hair, now she looks skonkafied!

by MissCrysi November 24, 2010

skontie

When you are absolutely shitfaced out on a night with the lads

*Sees a drunk man*

Daniel: Jesus he's fucked up
Will: He is definitely off his skontie

by zonk reese October 7, 2017

Skönneberg

A sir name that only goes to the coolest motherfuckers on the entire planet. A Skönneberg is an individual that is often times misunderstood to be arrogant or cocky, but ends up proving that they aren't boasting, just speaking fax. They're the best friend you'll ever have. He is really protective of you. You can talk about anything to him and he'll never tell anyone. You can trust him with anything. He's smart, serious, but also funny. He knows all the right things to say to make you forget about your troubles. He encourages you to be a better person. You can never stay mad at him for long.

Random sexy girl: "Does your name happened to be Skönneberg?!?"
Guy named Skönneberg: "Yea. How'd you know?"
Random sexy girl: "You just happend to be sooo cool! And only guys named Skönneberg are that cool"

by Mike Coxlong 69 January 24, 2020

Skonka

whore, slut, bitch, skank

"Dude! That girls right there is a skonka!"

by somerandomperson876 October 19, 2011

skonked

1. Marijuana Intoxication, also see:
high stoned blazed hammered

"I've smoked too many bifters and i'm skonked!"

by Fuzzt February 16, 2004

SkonesMickLoud

A common safe-word used by homosexual males during sexual activities, usually those that involve inserting large rigid objects into each other's rectums.

Man 1:You like that bitch (shoves pineapple into partners ass)
Man 2: SKONESMICKLOUD!

by eatdirtfartdust January 20, 2009

skonniver

a conniving skank or skank who connives - a digustingly foul or filthy person who plots and schemes.

He is a skonniver and cannot be trusted.

by The sconnivers May 31, 2006