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shitopotamus

Animal used to describe the breath of a person when that person's breath is so foul that no other living animal can compare.

This persons breath smells like the ass of such a horrible being that there is no conceivable animal on Earth to compare it to. Therefore, an independent counsel was formed consisting of top scientists from the animal wildlife federation and higher-ups from the dental hygienists association to come up with a new animal that could be a on par with the foul nature of this person's breath. This animal they called the “Shitopotamus.”
“…Charlie’s breath smells like a Shitopotamus.”
by Tyrone Wallace June 30, 2008
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Shitory

Adjective, combined from "shit" and "history".

1. Used to explain a past relationship which ended badly or left a lot of bad memories.

2. Used to describe a period of time (days, months, years) that are inconsequential to the story being told.

3. Can also be used to describe a period of black out / memory loss associated with various substances
1. A: yea man... we broke up last year... I met her at the bar, and well the rest is shitory

2. B: Dude, last night was crazy.. We bought two bottles of tequila each, went to a strip club.. and the rest is shitory
by DrBish August 5, 2010
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Sitota

Sitota is very fun and energetic. She talks a lot but has great sense of humor. Her attitude can hurt sometimes and the last thing you wanna do is get on her nerves. She is really pretty and skinny (if she’s thick she probably is fit). She is a social person and makes friends easily what are you waiting for become friends with a Sitota or else your missing out.
Sitota means gift in Amharic
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Shitopia

A dystopia mistaken for a utopia. A fool's paradise, or a hell on Earth. The worst of all possible worlds. A place only the depraved would think of as heaven, like a pig in shit.
Hollywood is a shitopia for borderline personalities.
by wondertrash September 2, 2009
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Mexican Shitoff

An endurance competition requiring the participation of all residential occupants to determine how long a residence can be occupied without flushing the toilet.

In theory, the weight of defecation over time should eventually provide sufficient downwards pressure (gravity) to drive at least some effluent through the S or P-Trap at the base of the toilet, however in
practice the effluent often dries out leaving a crusty surface which eventually piles up over the bowel.

This competition is particularly difficult in circumstances where the water closet is located in a shared bathroom facility that is also used for showering, shaving and brushing one's teeth.

More commonly seen as a challenge of single males, this activity has specific adverse side effects should one of the male occupants get lucky and bring home female company for the night.
"...Hey guys - lets have a Mexican Shitoff. First to flush the toilet has to clean it..."
by Paul Claessen December 9, 2008
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Shito

Shito is a Ghanaian sauce that primarily consists of fish or vegetable oil, ginger, dried fish, prawns, crustaceans, tomatoes, garlic, peppers and spices. Shito literally means Pepper in Ga language.
Atiah: What will we eat for supper?
Rachel: Bread with Shito.
by joey6rings November 30, 2018
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shitoris

The male prostate; the male version of the clitoris
Shitoris was a term coined by a Mr. Adam Carolla
by Bill A May 28, 2006
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