skiboard

new swear and slaughter of the words 'ski' and 'snowboard' by mrs. snelling

1. dude, dont be a skiboard

2. in math we were discussing graphs bout skis and snowboards and that bitch kept saying skiboard

by anonimous December 1, 2004

Skiboarder

A confused splitboarder who wears hardboots and carries his poles in his hands while snowboarding.

If that skiboarder carried more speed into the flats, he would not of needed to have his poles out.

by Styleboarder November 23, 2021

shitboard

A fetish where one intentionally rolls around in shit, usually in a bathtub.

Bob and I and going shitboarding tonight.

by zsedcx June 25, 2008

skibard

Skibards tend to develop genital warts on their upper body soon after birth
A feeble human being
A poor excuse for a person

Mark M
Daniel baker
a skibard

by The skid May 17, 2011

Sledboarding

The preferred, cheap, and redneck way of snowboarding in Kansas, in which one rides down a snow covered slope while standing on a dollar store sled. Substituting a dollar store snow sled for a snowboard.

He almost ate shit while sledboarding down the snow covered drainage ditch.

by Rolo59 February 22, 2013

shitboarding

When you stick a wet rag on someone’s face with shit on it and leave it there for an hour or usually more, usually overnight.

Tomas was shitboarding his dad as a punishment for not making him a pizza.

by Djasjsjs Dnanjs November 10, 2020

Skidloader

When a person sits between two men and begins to masturbate both men at the same time.

That chick sayt between us and began operating the skidloader!

by Rocko360 March 4, 2021