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Russian Ski Mask 

(n) The glorious act of blowing your majestic load into someone's face in subzero temperatures and having it freeze.

The recipient's mouth will be open wide as with all unsuspecting facials and after the "frosting," the rest of the face will be covered as well; minus the eyes, should they have the sense to close them, of course. The final product will look like a white ski mask.

Keep in mind that man-spunk is hot, so it will not freeze immediately. It will take some time. Tie victim up as necessary under the guise of it being "kinky."
Ashley was being annoying as hell, so I took her outside the cabin and gave her a good ole Russian Ski Mask.

That shut 'er up.

Wet Ski Mask 

the canadian sex act similar to the Angry Dragon where both participants are outside (most likely in the snow) and the girl is wearing a ski mask. The ejaculate then gets all inside the ski mask.
James: Hey dude, you might want to wash your ski mask before you use it.

Rich: Why?

James: I wet ski masked your mother last night.
Wet Ski Mask by Rich the jerkhole January 1, 2012

Asian Ski Mask 

Asian Ski Mask:To come behind somebody, stretch ball sack over head and place testicals into eye sockets.
"dude lets get garyn with the old asian ski mask trick."

"dude you wanna see and asian ski mask?"
Asian Ski Mask by Joe Bamf August 2, 2006

Vampire Ski Mask 

When a girl is giving you a blow job pull it out of her mouth before the point of ejaculation and let it out on her face. At this time rub it all around her face with your testicles, then let it dry. Your oral partner is now wearing a vampire ski mask.
Bro, I just gave that chick a vampire ski mask after she blew me.
Vampire Ski Mask by Rodziewicz September 6, 2012

Boston Ski-Mask 

When one puts one's scrodom over his partners eyes while she sucks him off.
"Hey Billy, I just gave your mom a Boston Ski-Mask, it was great!"

Greasy Ski Mask 

When a man has sweaty testicles, he wipes the sweat off and rubs it on a woman's face.
My balls were so sweaty that night so I gave my ho a greasy ski mask.
Greasy Ski Mask by I_Wish August 3, 2009