SEPTA

A transit agency for the Philadelphia region. Gifted with a great system inherited from the PTC, P&W, Red Arrow, PRR and Reading Railroad, but hamstrung by a shitty management almost from their start in the 1960s. They ignore the city while pandering to the suburbs, fucking over the source of 60 or more percent of their ridership. They are simultaneously cursed and blessed by many residents of Philadelphia.

Also a killer of trolley lines, and inventor of bustitution.

Goddamn SEPTA sucks, why do we need a fucking line to Reading when we can't even run enough rail service on the routes we own!!!

by Wdobner March 25, 2004

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Skeetasaurus Rex

The mother of all skeets, view skeet . A skeet so big that the testicles fall from the body due to a lack of life in them. The reciever of the skeet will become pregnant no matter what oriface the skeet enters. All life was ejected from the testes and entered the receiver.

"Girl, I got pregnant from some trick who pulled a blasted on me. It was a Skeetasaurus Rex."

"Argh, me balls fell off"

by Tyler G October 4, 2005

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SEPTA

Society for the Elimination of Public Transportation Altogether; the official name for the Southeastern Pennsylvania Public Transportation Authority for many Philadelphians.

Also see: INEPTA

SEPTA must pull random times for their schedules out of their ass; their buses or trains are always late.

by darkdan December 6, 2007

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