Skeetered

The act of making a bunch of plans and instead sitting at home on your couch watching Netflix

I can't wait to go fishing ill give you a call after work 8 hours later i skeetered my friend

by Skeeter86 July 31, 2020

Skeeter

The name of your pet goldfish in 1990.

I gave Skeeter a proper burial in the snow instead of flushing him down the toilet when he died.

by JoSparks November 24, 2017

skeeter

that stupid insect that gives you a mosquito bite
Also can be used as a roast

wtf there are too many skeeters out here
You're a skeeter go commit neck rope

by conchcrowHQ May 1, 2019

Skeeters

Two very small breasts...so small they resemble mosquito bites. Spraying a little 'Off' bug spray on them may make them disappear comopletely.

Bess has little skeeters!

by Bug123456 March 6, 2009

Skeeter

A girl who is involved in actions that would constitute calling her a bitch, whore, skank, slut or any other variations of words that means she sleeps around and will fuck anything that walks.

"Yo you wanna get some pussy tonight?"
"Hell yeah bro."
"Okay man, i'll call up the skeeters"

by B Wil March 23, 2010

skeeter

The penis.
Because it shoots skeet.

I got a big skeeter.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 5, 2009

skeeter

A marijuana filled cigarette, or joint, usually rather small in size as to satisfy only one persons needs.

I rolled a skeeter before going out because no one else wanted to smoke.

by tahanks April 14, 2008