Boy on Maltby skatepark

A small child, around 11 years of age, wearing his trousers low acting gangsta, only to realise he was wearing no underwear.

Man, look at that kid. He's so gangsta he's not wearing underwear!

He's just a boy on maltby skatepark

by Nickinnit April 23, 2009

Farnham skatepark

Farnham “nam” skatepark is a facility located in central Farnham, Surrey. It is a hotspot for daytime binge drinkers and drug addicts. You will often see a man in a purple beanie most commonly drinking out of a 3 litre bottle containing of white cider.

Yo blud, you got a spare riz and fiz? Nah fam go Farnham skatepark

by Jdshdvhsbsvx July 10, 2019

Skatepark hog

Annoying kids who sit on the ramps of skateparks (normally in big groups) just to make sure that no one else can use them.

These people are wastes of space and do not contribute to society, if you see one at your local skatepark, you should do a rock to fakie over the coping bar where they are sitting and crush their nuts. If you are using a BMX, you could put their head through your handlebars and do a barspin to snap their stupid necks.

Skatepark hog: BAD BUNNYHOP BRUV

Skatepark user: okay retard

by IwriteGeraldWayFanfic21 June 4, 2020

Skatepark karen

A Karen who brings her 5 year old child to a skatepark and complains about anyone who gets within a 1 mile radius of her kid.

PLEASE DON'T TAKE YOUNG KIDS TO SKATEPARKS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT PEOPLE USING IT FOR WHAT IT IS MEANT FOR!!!

kid: rides his BMX making sure not to hurt the karens child
Skatepark Karen: UMM YOUNG MAN YOU ARE GOING TO HURT SOMEBODY!!!!

by IwriteGeraldWayFanfic21 June 4, 2020

swift skatepark

A skate park in Vancouver, Washington that was built in 1998 far lack of a skate park in the area besides Burnside in Portland, Oregon. The park is rough and could have been a lot better but the locals make do with what they got and they absolutely shred and they love that park and will do anything to keep it around for future generations. The park has some locals/locs who have been there since day one and still skate it and you are very likely to come across some of them if you decide to go there

Bro 1"Hey bro lets go skate VNC"
Bro 2 "Nah dude fuck VNC lets go skate swift skatepark and see what the locs are up too"
Bro 1 "im fucking down. SWIFT 4 LIFE"

by SWIFT LOCS 4 LIFE June 23, 2019

Skatemorphia

The definition of a derby skater who is unclear on her "real" skating abilities. Skater is delusional and often times perceives she is much better than the reality of the situation.

Poor girl has no idea that she sucks and has alot to learn, its a clear case of skatemorphia.

by Jennacidal Tendencies July 24, 2011

upland skatepark

the skatepark founded oct 12 2002 which has a fullpipe modeled after the old pipeline, and a mellow flow section and some ledges and stairsd

upland skatepark kickass :-)

by lil deb October 11, 2006