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pneumatic scissoring

When two lesbians fart while scissoring eachother.
Me: "What the hell is that noise? And what is that smell?"
Ale: "Oh, that is just two chicks doing some hot pneumatic scissoring in the other room"
by Efty February 6, 2013
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scissoring

aka Tribadism or tribbing, is when two females with some sort of lesbi disposition allow their vulva bits to mingle and say hi, usually by interlocking their legs. Some lesbis insist it is not a thing. It is a thing to some. It can be a fun break or pregame to lesbi fucking and can get slippery af. Scissoring can also be represented by text as such: o/-<>-/o
If you are a lesbi, for a fun time, try scissoring your chick doing the spilts on top and reaching behind your ass to finger bang her. Can cause a bad charlie horse tho.

"Hey megan want to do some scissoring with me" "Always Steph, just always"
by tribadest August 6, 2014
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Scissoring

One night my friend was crying because her boyfriend had moved away and I was being the supportable friend.

She was lying in my arms in my bed when she turned around to face me, and kissed me.

Then her hand went up my shirt and grabbed one of my bare 36 DDD's.

I kissed her slowly and deeply, she started talking off my shirt and groping my breasts. I whipped off her shirt and licked her 32 C's till they were raw.

She didn't have any pants on, only her black lace thong. Which I pulled off with my teeth, and spread apart her legs.

She looked at me and said 'I know I haven't shaved in a while' I looked up 'I can fix that'

She ran to my bathroom and got a razor and layed on my bed with her legs open for me. I slowly and seductivly shaved every hair off her pussy, it was bright pink and very soft.

She pushed me onto my back and ripped off my thong, baring my unshaven pussy. She straddled my chest, her bald cunt in between my breasts.

She shimmied down me, razor in hand. Slowly dragged it over my pussy, removing every hair. She stroked my soft mound slowly afterwards.

I sat up looking her in the eyes as I had one of her tits in each hand, rubbing her nipples as she moaned.

I interlocked my legs with her. We looked like to pairs if scissors.

We bounced up and down, smashing our soaking wet, freshly shaven pussies together fast and hard. Juices went everywhere.

Our pussies collidinding as we were scissoring more, my brests jiggling rappidly causing so much pain.
by Horny hooker October 31, 2013
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SixStringSamurai

An uber cool guy that plays the guitar and knows the way of the Samurai. Often used in reference to someone doing the impossible.
Dude, that guy just pulled a SixStringSamurai!
by HeWhoKnowsAll December 7, 2004
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bumhole scissoring

Similar to normal scissoring; but with bumholes instead of vaginas.
Hey Kelly, fancy a touch of bumhole scissoring later?
by Toknee August 17, 2020
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Butt Scissoring

It's the same thing as lesbians scissoring, except rather than rubbing vaginas together, it's two men rubbing their buttholes together in a scissoring fashion.
Someone told me that Isaac and Tony were butt scissoring upstairs during the party last night.
by CLAPPINCH33KS13 September 15, 2021
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vulcan scissoring

Two people connect their Vulcan hand sign (See hand signal for Live long and prosper) side ways between the V that the hand makes. This type of hand shake is not for the awkward of heart.

Yet once initiated a profound friendship will ensue .

The Vulcan handshake is to not be mistaken for the Vulcan Kiss. Depending on the usage Vulcan scissoring has varying degrees of perversion or none at all.
Danielle saw that Jay was signalling the Live long and prosper sign with his hand on the dance floor. Danielle wanted to one up Jay, so she made the same hand signal as well then inserted her sign into Jay's Vulcan sign. The Vulcan signs interlocked and thus was born VULCAN SCISSORING!
by Dee heavy November 1, 2013
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