rippopotamus

An animal similar to the familiar hippopotamus. An animal seen by schizophrenics in their hallucinations.

The schizophrenic kept muttering rippopotamus to himself.

by paragus May 13, 2006

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hippopotamus

a fat water cow

the ballet chick from fantasia

by Schnerd February 26, 2003

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Hippopotamus

A really cool Opotamus.

Q: Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?

A: A really cool Opotamus!

by Entr' Acte December 24, 2009

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Noun. A process in which a person shoves an umbrella in his or her anus, and then promptly opens it up, thus making his or her asshole larger. The misguided soul then proceeds to put watermelon-sized anal beads into his or her rectum. This being must then try to regurgitate these objects into a friend's mouth. Finally, the friend runs to the nearest zoo naked and gets impaled by a rhinoceros.

- Damn son, why you so stressed today? Did ya take a hippopotamus doorknob recently?
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.

by Brolijah May 7, 2014

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sloppopotamus

someone who drinks until blacking out, usually spotted falling over, half asleep but still trying to talk but only mumbling vulgarity, typically quite the whore and can be spotted dancing around with her crusty panties hanging out that she has worn the past week. May or may not be fat like a hippo but deffinately the grimiest bitch at the party.

guy 1: what was that girl I just danced withs name I think it was kerryann or some shit like that.

guy 2: who cares bro she was a complete sloppopotamus

by kurbyy October 31, 2011