Salty sinus flush

When your jizzmop sock is full so you decide to facefuck the wife’s mouth instead, you promise to keep her well informed before shooting your load but vigorous face fucking makes you forget as you forcefully bounce her head up and down, your urge to spurt is too much so you forget to pull out as agreed, and deliver your baby milk deep in the back of her throat, it then flushes out her sinuses and exits her nose resulting in a salty sinus flush, you give a round of applause astounded at the vision of jizum exiting the nostrils in dangly cum bubbles.

Did you hear about Brother Yates his Mrs loves a salty sinus flush, he’s a lucky guy!

“Now then lass, give me a gobble” said Lee, as he pushed his cock deep into her mouth, touching her tonsils and making her gag, this made him cum so hard, resulting in a salty sinus flush and an angry wife who no longer had pussyflies.

by Amand4 June 20, 2021

Siamese Sinus Flush

When a female puts her nostril on the males urethra and the male urinates and the urine goes up one side of her nostril and comes out the other side, therefore creating the sinus flush.

“Wow, did you hear John gave Becky a Siamese sinus flush?”

by Jackatee March 20, 2021

sinus rape

Non consensual and forcible use of an object that is being thrust into the sinus cavity of another person or being.

Dude, i sinus raped my cusion with a pickle while he was sleeping

by kingsaitothegreat April 18, 2010

paranasal tubercular sinus oyster

A pavement oyster not yet deposited. i.e. Still in production.

"I must be dehydrated or maybe I've got a cold coming on. I feel like I've got a big lump of chewing gum stuck up my nose. Cover your ears for a second, lads. I'm going to have a good old grockle and see if I can expel this paranasal tubercular sinus oyster."

by Piemanius May 15, 2008

sinuses

Sinuses are in your face. They are near your cheekbones, nose, eyes and forehead. If you don’t blow your nose and just suck snot in, your sinuses will get clogged with snot.

Logan: Hey Bro I can’t come to see Callie and Stacey , I’m sick.
Lino: Why are you sick bro, what did you do?
Logan: My sinuses are clogged.
Lino: Of course they are. Damn right they are.

by Patrisha Lembert February 2, 2018

sinusitis

That stupid annoying freaking crap that prevents natural breathing through the nose. Colds and allergies often cause this.

I hate having this crap called sinusitis. If it lasts for more than three months, then it's called chronic sinusitis, with surgery being the only way to resolve it.

by The Real Driller August 20, 2023

I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine.

A great threat for if someone is being particularly bothersome or you want to somehow lose their contact. Let's say your ex won't stop texting you after it's been a month since you've broken up and you want to just- scare them off a little bit. Maybe even get 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 to block 𝘺𝘰𝘶. This is the perfect threat for you.

Take one more step towards me and I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine.

by GenderIsBullCrap January 28, 2021