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Singleton

Someone that only and has the singles from an album on their ipod/mp3 player and does not take the time to listen to or appreciate the other songs. also only listens to the radio for new music (by choice).
dude 1: (scrolling through dude 2's ipod) where's the rest of my ghetto report card?!? you only have tell me when to go and u & dat!

dude 2: man, those are the only good songs...

dude 1: are you serious?!? you stupid singleton
by AZNstunna March 31, 2007
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singlelingual

A singlelingual is a person who is truly by themselves. They are incapable of making any meaningful connections, and they can also not speak more than one language.
“Hey, have you seen Jerry around recently?”
“Nah, he’s a total singlelingual.”
“Wow, what a loser.”
by Whymsyrose March 14, 2021
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Singleton Surprise

The act of shoving each one of your toes up a different mans ass at the same time.
Damn bro I just achieved 100% completion on the Singleton Surprise.
by Daxhatepage April 1, 2022
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singleton

a way to define an annoying black female who is short
quiet singleton
by vaughn142 September 5, 2023
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Singleton

A last name that's given to either the bitches with the finest faces, or the niggas with the largest dicks. If your a singleton, you might as well just be a porn star.
Michael: "Damn yo have you heard about Kyle?
James: What about Kyle?
Michael: He's a Singleton yo!
James: What the fuck?! I gotta hide my girl gang!
by Criticalityy April 10, 2024
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Singleton

A Nice caring person whos too horny for their own good.
Did you see her today? She be looking so singletony
by anonymous April 30, 2024
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Singleton

Term derived from British reality TV dating show "Amazing Singleton's" where hard luck cases dating profiles are given to Britain's top consumer rated dating sites to find suitable partners. These Singletons are followed through the entire process from application, selection, date and post date follow up interviews.

definition; largely undatable due to some tragic flaw.
Meet london's datables, the amazing Singletons.
by Modern Women August 25, 2025
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