Scaring the birds

To get baked as fuck

Me and Johnny are scaring the birds holy fuck

by Vortex_ November 18, 2020

Cum-Scarfing

When a phallus ejaculates at the deepest point of ones throat during the act of fellatio.

Mary’s cause of death was listed as aspiration due to extreme cum-scarfing.

by SeaW0lf October 10, 2019

Retinal Scarring

1. Lit. Scarring of the retina due to scratching.

2. Urb. When something is so bright, it leaves an afterimage on your eyes for a long time.

3. Urb. When you see something so vile, so disgusting, so horrible, that the image burns into your retinas and can not be unseen.

1. Why are you going in for lasik surgery? Because I have retinal scarring.

2. Wow, your computer screen is so bright, the boot-up screen is scarred into my retinas.

3. I visited 4chan the other day and even though I stayed in the work safe section, there just seems to be no way to avoid the retinal scarring. You can't get /b/ out with eye bleach.

by TheMobiusMan August 18, 2009

scarfing

To eat a lot of snacks in a short period of time

Ronnie ate a hamburger, some chips, a taco, some hot dogs, some curly fries, an ice cream cone, some currie powder, a couple of soft-pretzles, a pot pie or two, and 8 twinkies, all in 3 minutes. HE was TOTALLY scarfing.

by Roger Tillsberger January 2, 2008

scarfing

Hang yourself by a scarf and masterbate. It really increases the pleasure.

Brian really digs scarfing from the ceiling fan.

by Ted April 21, 2003

scarling

scarling- former singer of Jack Off Jill Jessicka's new band. Also a member of the scarboard on the scarling website is called a scarling.

"Welcome to all scarling newbies"

by Lord and Lost September 13, 2003

scarfing

To masturbate while strangling oneself.

The police classified Jim's corpse as scarfing due to his hand on his exposed penis and the belt that was around his neck.

by Nell T. May 19, 2008