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A handjob with a twist right at the moment of climax. The result is painful and ruins a normally enjoyable experience, much like an M. Night Shyamalan film.

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Crazy bitch surprised me with a Shyamalan during a handy, fucked up my nut. It was worse than Airbender cause i couldnt get my $10 back.
by DisposablePal April 11, 2011
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Shyamalan twist

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When a girl twists your cock by flicking her wrist during a handjob.

The reason behind the name is because famous movie director M. Night Shyamalan has lots of absurd twists at the end of his movies.
“Damn, Elsa gave a mean shyamalan twist last night
by Twist it December 7, 2019
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A Shyamalan can be used to describe a girl who looks great from behind however upon seeing the front of her, you are horrified at your findings (the twist!).
That girl I sat behind in my Spin class looked hot, but when she reached back for her water bottle, she was a Shyamalan; what a twist!
by Gellikit October 27, 2010
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shyamalanien

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1. Of or having to do with M. Night Shyamalan

2. A twist big enough to be in a movie directed by Shyamalan

3. An excepted way to make fun of Shyamalan's last name
Okay here's what happens next in the story: Pearl's head spins around like a corck screw, falls off, and from her neck flys locusts. And devour the governor's face. Then they crawl into his now dead carcass, he starts to vibrate, and then the bugs turn back into Pearls face, but on his body.

That would only happen in a shyamalanien book.

Exactly, he's the one who wrote it!!!
by wouldn't ya like to know January 4, 2008
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More commonly known as, "M. Night Shyamalan." This man is a GOD. Perhaps the best writer/director/producer of our time? The mastermind behind such terrific, thought-provoking movies as The Sixth Sense, Signs, The Village, Lady in the Water.

His work is more commonly liked than disliked, those who dislike his movies, in my experiance, are often the type of people who are closed minded, and don't like to think.
"Manoj Nelliattu Shyamalan, who the hell is that?"
"...M. Night Shyamalan?"
"Ohhh..."
by Ethan Fairweather August 4, 2006
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Dirty Shyamalan

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-Describing a film by M. Night Shyamalan as being compared to receiving a 'Dirty Sanchez'.

-Being tricked into something that sounds good at first only to realize the end result is horrible.
I should have never fell for that! That car salesman pulled a 'Dirty Shyamalan' on me!
by deathcap July 15, 2010
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