The shutting up theory

Where you ceasing the movement of your lips so no one has to hear your annoying ass.

Kyle: why isn’t Adam talking to me?
Tom: he’s doing the shutting up theory.

by Pickle sauce February 12, 2021

shutting it down

dont get confused with ham sandwich, although similar shutting it down generally occurs after games night with a trip in the legendary dalmobile. known to avert crisis by leaving the premises and patrolling the block as the bradvoidence goes home alone.

c - time to shut it down
voidence - later group
noid - setups intermission room

by foug January 12, 2005

Shuttiquette

the formal and polite way to tell someone to shut up !

my sister is talking really really loud about stupid stuff..
so " hey you, SHUTTIQUETTE!!

Person: *blah blah blah blah.. boring story.. blah blah bla*
You: SHUTTIQUETTE!!!!

your boss is yammering on for ever.. oh excuse me , can you shuttiquette?

by dapanda56 February 25, 2013

shutting the fuck up

A act of kindness to everyone around by letting them not hear your voice.

Person 1: (Quotes overused meme.)

Person 2: Ever heard of shutting the fuck up?

by completebruhmoment21 February 18, 2021

Shutting up

The act of not talking or reciprocating words from one's mind.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Dababy paradox?
Person 2: Have you heard of shutting up?

by Cum #1738 April 26, 2021

shutting up

it's when you stay quiet.

like those fucking urban dictionary editors should who add in their random ass prom date name and label it as the "coolest person ever"

*Jake, typing in a Urban Dictionary definition about his gf*
Connor: dude what the fuck? what the fuck does this change? you just fantasize about someone online. keep it in your fucking head, nobody cares about your fucking prom date. you should start shutting up, not just shutting up, shutting the fuck up

by nostalgia guy November 28, 2023

Shutting cracker

Another name for a fortune cookie. I created myself on accident as a child and only just figured out isn’t a real term so I made it one.

“What’d you get in your shutting cracker?”
“You mean fortune cookie?”

by Neontheboy December 10, 2024