Shoptimistic

To be positive that the gifts or presents you have bought for someone he or she will enjoy; to be optimistic that the purchases you will make will be well-worth the money.

My mother was so shoptimistic about the presents she had bought for my sister and I this Christmas that she didn't even bother keeping the receipts.

by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

Munter Shunter

A male who has sex with unattractive females. Usually to boost his own low self-esteem or hide the possibility that he may be homosexual

David only sleeps with ugly girls, he's a munter shunter

by Phil.W August 30, 2012

Shunt

A dance move that gives the dancer power over everyone else. Also used as a mode of transport

Do we think she shunts?

by addds July 9, 2022

shiptar

Niggers of europe. Loves fucking goats and getting killed by Serb Army Special Forces. Worships the ground americans walk on and has more pornstars per capita than any other country in the world

Fuck you johnny! Serbia is coming. Shiptar death is coming soon

by REPUBLIKASRPSKAA July 13, 2023

Shuet

When you need shit in clash of clans because you have big gay

I need shuet. (Donates five barbarians)

by Michael Aulner has gay October 17, 2018

shumpty

keeping it real... keepin' it street

dat girl is shumpty... you aint even shumty enough bruv

by criptonic September 10, 2006

shlupter

Also known as the male sexual organ. Penis.

My shlupter would not fit in my girlfriend because it was so huge.

by Willy_The_Pimp April 25, 2006