A fairy of shampoo is a person who would make you no longer feel lonely just by seeing them. Even if you’re with your sad heart, they make it disappear far away.
by odisbiggestfan June 12, 2022
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When we get back from this road trip i gotsta have some sex! I got enough backed up to shampoo a buffalo!
by Drowning clown November 21, 2015
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A fairy of shampoo isn’t actually a fairy.She’s someone almost none of you can reach physically.If you try to reach her,just like a bubble made of shampoo she will pop and eventually vanish in the cold void.People sometimes describe her as “the ideal person” but it still doesn’t affect the fact that she is a fairy of shampoo…
by _yours_ November 20, 2021
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Get the Scumpy mug.a great coded expression for taking a dump. Has a subtle onomatopoeic effect. Often used when bored of normal topics which are related to Schumpeter.
by urbaneconomist November 28, 2010
Get the Schumpeter mug.Trailer trolls who like dirty drugs and sleeman; you can identify their nests by finding wolf or lion blankets hanging in their trailer or car windows (whichever one they are staying in for the night); they also often stink.
- I use to like Tibbs, but then he started hanging out with a bunch of scumpunks.
- Mann one of those dirty dinks had a bloody handprint for a week living in his trailer trash and Tibbs would just chill there; I guess he's part of the scummerhood now...
- Mann one of those dirty dinks had a bloody handprint for a week living in his trailer trash and Tibbs would just chill there; I guess he's part of the scummerhood now...
by RickGoldfield and FrankGuitar October 8, 2019
Get the Scumpunks mug.A "kiwi shampoo" / "kiwi shampoos" is cop-slang for kicking a criminals' head in. Police have to wear shine-able shoes as part of their uniforms, and Kiwi is a popular brand of shoe polish, as well as being a popular scent for hair products . It was made more prominent by the TNT drama "Southland" using the term on several occasions.
The perp hit officer Valazquez in the head with the beer bottle he threw, so he decided to give him a good old Kiwi Shampoo before shoving him in the back of the patrol car.
by yaboymd March 7, 2017
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