Shum

A combination of shit and cum

Banks seriously!?! You shummed on the carpet, again? You can’t just leave your shit and cum everywhere.

by ShumMaster August 13, 2021

Shummed

The act in which a boyfriend or husband is under the impression that their significant other is pregnant with their child when in fact they are pregnant with some other man's child.

That bi@!#ch totally "shummed" him.

by Snoopdoggydex February 22, 2008

Shumming

Shitting and cumming at the same time; the double pleasure for guys

Mason: “Nicole I’m shumming shumming!”

by Gary8474662728 October 6, 2019

shum shum

slang for psychedelic mushrooms.

after i had my shum shums i saw beautiful colors

by stephanie sorrell August 18, 2006

Shum

To shit and cum at the same time; a solo blumpkin, if you will.

Everybody run, Sammi's going to shum like crazy!

by Not A Facebook Friend August 30, 2011

Shum

Occurs when a man simultaneously shits and cums during ejaculation either alone or with a sexual partner.

When I have sex with her, it's so good that it makes me shum!

by Eric the Terrible January 21, 2010

shumming

The act of shitting out cum explosively.

My girl was shumming all night. It was like an ass cannon.

by Hugh Gee Rection September 9, 2007