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Shukes

A feeling in your stomach that causes a person to puke and shit themselves at the same time, usually brought on by a stomach bug or food poisoning.
After eating some bad seafood, Jonny was in the bathroom all night with the shukes. It wasn't pretty.
by jonnywells February 20, 2010
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Shuke

When you find yourself in the ill-fated situation where you are shitting and puking at the same time, periodically having to choose which should go in the toilet. This is usually due to food poisoning, but may be caused by other illnesses or excessive alcohol intake.
"Major shuke-fest all over the bathroom last night after I ate those crab wontons."
by shukefest May 22, 2010
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Shuke

When you are taking a shit and you puke at the same time
by Brandon ihloff November 10, 2019
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Shuke

An outdoor shopping center consisting of grocery shops, cafes, clothing stores etc.

typically doing in Israel
The tourist visited the shuke in Jerusalem
by Mbslayer123 July 20, 2018
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Shuke

Shit and puke at the same time.
That bitch kicked me in the taint so I shuked myself
by That_funny_guy September 6, 2022
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dry shuke

The physical act of dry heaving and farting simultaneously....
I was so sick from all those cosmos i dry shuked all night.

From the word shuke:

The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously.

example, to shuke...

Oh, man, that Chinese made me feel like im going to shuke.
by roxiedmc May 2, 2011
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Shuke

When you shit and puke at the same time.
God dammit John did you shuke yourself again?!
by @capo_raps on IG April 23, 2020
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