Shrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018

shrody

The act of getting high as fuck, particularly off that Droid

Can be used to describe something cool as fuck

Dude tonight is gonna be shrody as fuck.

I got so shrodied last night.

by DripGodRico and codeine witch October 13, 2023

scrodazzle

The act of bedazzling a man's scrotum.

My scrotum is looking very plain. I think I will scrodazzle it with jewels and rhinestones

by stinky_reader February 24, 2011

ShredAlert

When conditions and elements for a sporting activity align to become irresistible, making it incredibly necessary for one to drop every responsibility and obligation in order to recreate.

A call to party at the most varsity of levels.

ShreeeedAleeeeerrrt, I will not be coming to work today.

Drunken party=Facebook profile pictures, ShredAlert!

by hiris April 16, 2009

shrode-load

1. unit of weight that is equal to 2.3 metric tons

2. a large amount of produced commodity of a shroder member

can you get me a shrode-load of dirt?

did you see that shrode-load on her face?

by m1dn1gh7t4gg3r January 18, 2011

Shodaw

Misspelling of the word shadow often used when people attempt to be edgy or just can't spell.

Did you see that shodaw?
What's a shodaw?

by Papa Nax August 13, 2015

Shrodingers Dog House

When you are simultaneously in the dog house and not in the doghouse.

Opening the front door to be confronted by your partner will end the state of quantum superposition and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.

If we stay out for another beer we engage Shrodingers Dog House..

by fatmandy January 25, 2019