shrimp chips 

The most tasty asian snack in the market. Think fat potato sticks that taste a little like shrimp. The shrimp scares away your white friends, so less chips getting mooched and more chips in your stomach!

Gary: Man I'm hungry. Are those chips?

Phil: Not JUST chips, they're shrimp chips! Want some?

Gary: Uhh no thanks, I'll pass.

shrimp chips by Stiff Tacos January 3, 2011

Shrimp Dick 

Someone who has a very small penis.

Wow, have you heard about that kid chanse, I heard he has a shrimp dick

Shrimp Dick by KillerOfUrMind October 4, 2017

sprimpo 

the word "love" is a semantic confusion, based on the accidental usage of the same word used in two totally different and often quite contradictory meanings
ei. "i love you" and "to make love"
so the word "sprimpo" is used for the activity the romantic semantic confusion is avoided

"Shall we make sprimpo"
"come on, let's go and make sprimpo"
"I really need some sprimpoing"
"I'm going to find a new sprimpoer"
"Settle down in a nice little sprimpo nest"

sprimpo by Its Me Lenny November 10, 2009

Shrimp Town 

A mysterious destination in-between two dimensions that can only be accessed by a certain kind. You have to be granted access with consideration of the depth of substance abuse. If you are lucky you will be accepted onto the bus and will be transported to the land of the shrimp.

'we going to shrimp town baby!"

Shrimp Town by Mr Kyro December 12, 2019

Limp Shrimp 

When A Dick isn't hard and it's soft and floppy resmebling a limp shrimp!

Jeremy couldn't get a hard-on for candice therefore he was sporting a limp shrimp.

Limp Shrimp by xoCheshirecatxo July 3, 2011

los mega shrimps 

A Group of friend who have giant dicks.

Did you see those kids from Ted K. Tajima they are los Mega Shrimps

los mega shrimps by Alfonso De La cruz November 18, 2016

Shrimplet 

A type of dick that is so small that it requires the use of a magnifying glass.

Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?

Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?

Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.

Shrimplet by Maria F. November 5, 2019