Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.
by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019
Get the I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Assmug. An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?
Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.
*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.
*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*
by shitless sam April 24, 2018
Get the shove a lightsaber up your assmug. by captainclutch October 25, 2011
Get the Shove A Dick Up My Assmug. a sex position where the woman takes charge and scissors the guy in a way where penetration is still happening, and squirt ontop of him
"yesterday i told my boyfriendI'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean. he's still recovering hehe"
by someonewhoshallremainnameless November 20, 2022
Get the I'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the oceanmug. by LxmonSage July 3, 2021
Get the how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?mug. by TheDofToca February 3, 2023
Get the SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSmug. by BrinMacen January 26, 2021
Get the shove a snowball up their assmug.