shitboard

A fetish where one intentionally rolls around in shit, usually in a bathtub.

Bob and I and going shitboarding tonight.

by zsedcx June 25, 2008

Shotbard

When you shoot a bard, or any stand-alone individual singing, in the face at point blank range for being fucking stupid enough to sing in public like a bitch.

"I had to pull a shotbard on this dumb fuck who butchered 'Down with the Sickness', fucking idiot."

by Quidquopro August 29, 2018

SHOREBEARD

When a gay guys has so much dried jizz in his beard it looks like a sandy sea shore.

Wow! Lee sure has a Shorebeard, he must have sucked off a lot of guys for that!

by ryanshair October 25, 2018

Spotboard

Small billboard or yard sign on someone's lawn that they get paid for.

You heard!? John makes like $200 a month with Spotboard, he signed up at www.spotboard.app

by carlito_platanito April 21, 2019

shitboarding

When you stick a wet rag on someone’s face with shit on it and leave it there for an hour or usually more, usually overnight.

Tomas was shitboarding his dad as a punishment for not making him a pizza.

by Djasjsjs Dnanjs November 10, 2020

Storyboard

A graphic layout of a film 🎥 similar in rendering to a cartoon but with many more pages. Storyboards can contain attendant dialogue and sound effects such as all the 'zowies' 'oofs' and'pows'that would accompany a super heros movie.storyboards also give the production team a birdseye view of such elements as shot break down. Shot to shot ratios potential lighting angles and the like.

The. Storyboard artist came to our preproduction meeting today. His rendering of our ideas was amazing. A visual language all of its own enhancing the motifs and leit motifs of our film.

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

Shorttard

A short seller willing to ruminate, insinuate, exaggerate, and/or enunciate anything about everything for the purpose of decreasing the price of a target stock.

The shorttard is freaking out over the huge price rise.

by FactsnotFancy September 15, 2022