Kick Short People Day

The 30th August is Kick Short People Day! Go ahead and slap em!

Come to sweet Pablo's, it's Kick Short People Day!

by Alla Gnatenko August 29, 2021

Throw short people month

During the month of October , you may throw any short person 5'6 or under, as far as you want except for Lottie(she's a baddie) whenever you want. Have funn

James: hey its October. Know what that means? It's throw short people month
Kyler: bet dudeee just leave lottie out of it

by Deadinside45 October 15, 2022

kill short people day

kill short people no consequences on october 22nd

hey its kill short people day yay kill gianni hahahah he dead now.

by boobs22 October 22, 2020

Throw short people month

During the month of November, you are allowed to throw any short person, as long as they are 5’4 or under.

Steve: Hey did you hear it’s Throw short people month?
Sally: Nope
Steve: You are 5’4 so I’m going to throw you

by azjented November 1, 2022

national short people day

people who are shorter than you are supposed to be appreciated

aye its national short people day

yoo congrats on being a smurf

by bruv325 December 14, 2020

Throw Short People Year

For the rest of 2021, you can throw any person under 5’6 as much as you want. No permission required.

It’s Throw Short People Year, let’s hunt those Oompa Loompas and throw them.

by TheMagnifikle October 27, 2021

world short people day

a day u can bully ur short frends and yk what, this day comes everyday, so feel free u bully ur short frends cuz haha :)

"ur short bitch and ykw tdays world short people day so try reaching those shelves as much as u want :)"

by a tall person 101 November 2, 2021