Donkey Shlankled

You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.

"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."

by Philly S501 February 26, 2010

caca shilanga

Something written in brown sharpie on an abandoned house wall and discovered back in 2014

little sister: "dude look over here!"
me: "what the fuck is caca shilanga???"
**Google's caca shilanga but finds nothing

by nibbleonmypickle March 26, 2018

Solana

A female Spanish name.

Did you know SZA's real name is Solana.

by Solana 🌻 January 15, 2018

Shilan

1) A kurdish word for an orangey coloured stone.

2) A beautiful girl who is also very seductive

1) That bracelet is encrusted with shilan's.

2) DAMN i want to tap that Shilan

by andkla;jfsd July 20, 2010

Solana

Solana is the definition of perfect. She is beautiful and everything about her is perfect. She may not think it but its true. She knows how to make smile even if you don't want too. She's funny, caring, loving, sexy and so much more and best of all She has Amazing Boobs and a fantastic Booty😉😍😍.........and if you have a Solana never let her go.

Person1: Dude have you seen the new girl?!
Person2: Omg Solana?! yes she is so freaking hot😍!!
Person1: I'm gonna go talk to her!
Person2: Dude you don't have a chance!
Person1: Its worth a try!!

by Middy. December 18, 2018

Shalana

A very tall, smart, beautiful and sexy chic that you can bring home to mom. She's a Libra and the most realest person ever ,because of her inability to lie or be fake everyone wants to be around her. She knows more rap verses than your closest boy, and has sicker shoe game than most broads with much smaller feet. And she has an IQ of 139 and a smart ass mouth. She can also whup your ass in Teken. Also goes by Sha (not pronounced "shay") and Lana

If I ever settle down with one person or get married I pray to God its with Shalana or someone just like her, because she is perfect!

by Sha Goody September 10, 2011

Solana Beach

best place to live, great beaches, low tourist count unlike ENC or Del Mar or Carmel Valley. LOTS of drugs, both fun and dangerous. couple hot chicks, couple chillas, home to steve o and his friends known as "xyz". if ur ever in SB, take a trip to the xyz house, they'll be sure to greet u with a 40 and a tattoo.

i wouldn't want to live anywhere else besides Solana Beach, whoever disagrees smokes rocks or likes police officers, cuz theres none of them here aswell. come find me if u dont agree.

by Alex Odegard October 9, 2007