walk the schnauzer

To masturbate (female) - continuing from the definition of a schnauzer (female genitalia), to walk one's schnauzer is to take it out for a spin... so to speak.

Sarah: What do you want to do this afternoon?
Jenny: I think I will stay in and walk the schnauzer

by TJ McTallgirl January 15, 2015

Snauze

To sneeze or booger over an object.

example 1: I snauzed all over my sweater

example 2: ew! you snauzed all over my work!

by DrPepperYeah November 4, 2009

Schnauzer

Niple Collector (NP).

I lost my boobies in a Niple Collector attack!

by Carlos A. Olaya March 25, 2003

Schnauzer Jowls

Slang term for vagina

Hey, check out those schnauzer jowls, that girl has no panties and is flashing her junk!

by Julian loves woj March 25, 2011

Schnauzer Pup

An uncut penis. Having the look of a real Schnauzer Dog.

Ewww Rick, that thing looks like a Schnauzer Pup!

by Donniedog March 6, 2010

shnauzer cavalier

The cutest dog in the world, and kinda stupid

wuzzzz daaaaaaat?
Is a shnauzer cavalier.

by Shnauzer Cavalier November 19, 2017

shnauces

1(n.) a term used for braces in disgust. singular: shnauce

2(n.)anything at all; used mostly to greet someone

1. Look at the shnauces on that girl!
OR
My shnauces hurt so bad.

2. PERSON 1: A greeting.
PERSON 2: SHNAUCES!

by KatieBeeChesley1 November 2, 2007