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Snarfacum

When you sneeze, fart, and cum at the same time.
"I think we've all sneezed and farted at the same time and farted and cum at the same time, but sneezing, farting, and cumming at the same time, or snarfacumming, is truly special."
by ElJefeSTI August 30, 2016
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Shnaffy

Wow that outfit you are wearing today is so shnaffy
by Nelufas October 11, 2019
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shnart

Expression used when you sneeze, fart, and poop a little.
Guy 1: We got to go man I just accidentally layed a shnart!
Guy 2: Whats that?
Guy 1: When you sneeze,fart, and crap at the same time.
by Dman Dominguez September 8, 2008
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Shnarklepuff

Unnecessarily drawing attention to yourself. Often occurs to if someone feels left out of a particular convosation, or are leaving. A shnarklepuff can be a part of convosation, an item of clothing or an action.
'Hey, I'm just going to bed so don't bang your head on the way in'

(after the speaker leaves) 'Dude, that was a massive shnarklepuff'

Suzanne Grange is going shopping!!!
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Examples of non-convosational shnarklepuffing include: grunting whilst doing weights in the gym, wearing a t-shirt with an innuendo written on it, laughing harder and longer than anyone else or putting up pointless facebook statuses(and lots of them).
by Yours Truly, August 14, 2010
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Snarfblatt

Scuttle: I haven't seen this in years, this is wonderful.
Ariel: What is it?
Scuttle: A banded, bulbous snarfblatt.
Ariel & Flounder: Ooooooh.
Scuttle: Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music.
by Shannon Elizabeth August 13, 2005
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Shnarst

To take from the public domain to the your own private stash. Esp. food.
Seeing there was leftover Kugel, Benzi shnarsted it and took it to his room.
by Aj Grands December 13, 2010
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schnarfburgle

verb - to dissatisfy a sexual partner as a result of insufficient penis length
matt schnarfburgled colleen when his inept penis failed to reach the sensitive depths of her vagina
by theOkemosFriend April 18, 2011
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