shmonkey

A word used for describing a dinosaur/monkey creature.

AH! Look out! It's a shmonkey!

by Risa Anne May 18, 2006

shmoked

When a nigga outchea dummy lit off da grass whoa fast yuh

*nigger smokes weed and drinks lean and goes crazy*
Supreme Patty: oh faaast, he shmoked!

by Ooh yuh say dat June 25, 2017

Shoinked

The act of pulling ones car keys out of their pocket without their concent

You just got shoinked

by Brog54 January 15, 2017

shmocked

To smoke mokies.. A popular weed/tobacco mix from Northern California

"Dude we shmocked like 3 grams of some fire! I'm faded!"

by fast stang May 11, 2014

shmoifed

Being high as balls stoned baked faded

Jaxon: Yo bro, Brandon is so shmoifed.

Joey: I know, he smoked 5 bowls from that bong.

by W0lfG0d April 15, 2019

Shrinked Dinkie

A small wiener

Jim has a shrinked dinkie

by anonymous November 19, 2020

Shmonged

The level above being ‘monged out’ when you’re that fucked up that you can’t move or speak properly and you’re just a ball of shmong

Friend: You okay mate?
You: No mate I’m absolutely shmonging
Friend: Are you really that shmonged off that joint?
You: I feel like a shmongaloid

by M1NSTR3LL April 25, 2022