shmozen one

The fat or uncoordinated kid who is always the last pick when children divide into groups or teams.

Bet that chubby kid with glasses is the shmozen one.

After a lifetime of being shmozen, Nigel was thrilled to have been picked to lead the research group.

by mrbusdriver May 4, 2009

Smober

Smober: The act of being nicotine free and no longer smoking; like sober for an alcoholic, Smober defines you as being a recovering nicotine addict.

"I have been smober now for 3 months." (I gave up smoking 3 months ago.)

by Eddief33 March 20, 2007

shober

Verb: The act of double teaming someone, or something. Often used during basketball games if someone is driving the lane and the man coverage won't work.

Dude , you and me should get messed up and shober some bitch.

by b-dog66 April 11, 2010

Shmoe

Someone of low intelligence; easily amused.

Origionated from the Three Stooges and the episode "Omigosh, Emir of Shmoe." (Circa 1947)

"What!? You don't know who Abbie Hoffman OR Charles Manson are?!"

"No, Ive never even heard of them."

"What a shmoe."

by Wyatt Tripps May 3, 2008

Shcobe

A definition of a sleazebag/douche/idiot/etc

Originating from the village of Baile Bhúire, Co Cork Ireland its been the common word used as an insult to an individual of the male sex.

Look at that guy overthere he's a right shcobe!

by JtheShcobeKiller September 2, 2013

Shmodel

Slang for model. Someone you see in the streets who is very attractive! Doesn't necessarily have to be a model but could be.

That girl sitting over there looks like a shmodel.

Rademeyer strikes me as a man who is a shmodel

by radie3 July 10, 2016

shmower

To masturbate during a shower.

He was shmowering and left a jizzy mess for the next person.

by Lee Z April 27, 2003