Jinngle shlop

When a guy runs around outside naked shaking his penis around and slapping people in the face with his penis.

Kyle: Whoa! A dude just jinngle shloped me!

Me: *points* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Guy: BAM!!!

Me: *Jinngle shloped* Damn!

by This little birdy July 24, 2010

Cobble-shlopped

1.) (v.) Ruined in a material sense, screwed over.

2.) (v.) intercourse.

3.) (adj.) Extremely drunk

4.) (v.) To get drunk, The action of becoming intoxicated.

Cobble-shlopped, Cobble-shlopping, Cobble-shloppingly

1.) I'm cobble-shlopped, I lost all my money from the bet!

2.) I heard they cobble-shlopped all night.

3.) He was so cobble-shlopped after the party.

4.) We are all going to the bar for Cobble-shlopping!

by BananaMonkey123 February 22, 2008

shlip shlop

Shlip shlop is what Bill Cosby says, indicating a sucking noise. (Most likely a cock)

"Are you bout to shlip shlop my puddin pop?"

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

Pop Shlop

Just cotton candy music, and I mean really teeny-bopper shit! Cheesy, overproduced fluff. Usually associated with modern pop stars such as Ed Sheeran, Maroon 5, and Coldplay. You can’t stand to listen to it.

God, all they play on that radio station is pop shlop!

by Mrsandr November 20, 2021

shlop

when its 3 am and ur feeling horny so u go to your little brothers room and ask for that gawk gawk 4000 and you end the night with his peepee in your bootyhole.

Me: Yo give me that shlop
Brother: Ok, say less
*shlop shlop gawk gawk bababooey*
Me: that was some good ass shlop. Thanks bro
Brother: anytime... step bro

by i LIKE SHLOP January 7, 2021

Shlop

Clueless and have no purpose in life

You are a shlop

by thecockwanker November 9, 2021

shlop salad

When whatever you are doing or attempt to do become a buttfucking mess.(aka a total shit show)
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.

When your retard friend makes a shlop salad out of your plans.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.

by EXC DOGIICHEESE July 24, 2016