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shlok is the most majestic being to ever walk this planet. He is the almighty and rizzes up all the gyatts in town. He gets billions of sacrifices daily and you can help make it trillions. Shlok is the most generous person as he accepts all kinds of sacrifices: people, orphans and goon juice. Make sure you sacrifice something to shlok every 5 minutes
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The type of guy to always be drinking coffee and listen to playboi carti songs. Has a confusing love life, but even more confusing references. Coincidences are crazy.
Shlok “yeah, but you left
he is known to be the most closeted flamboyant gay person known to mankind
"shlok, come here, im feeling.... romantical!"
shlok by shlok_lover October 17, 2025

shlop sisters 

two girls who gave the same boy head
julia: omg u gave ____ head?
sab: omg yes u too??
julia: yes!! shlop sisters!!!
shlop sisters by midati June 4, 2020

Double-twisty Shlop-shlop 

1. A sex move used on men to make them orgasm quickly. The move involves grabbing the penis with 2 hands, twisting it twice, and sucking it twice.
2. A 2-2-2 move.
Someone gave me a double-twisty shlop-shlop last night.
Double-twisty Shlop-shlop by CTGreen February 27, 2020

shlop salad 

When whatever you are doing or attempt to do become a buttfucking mess.(aka a total shit show)
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.
When your retard friend makes a shlop salad out of your plans.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.

Shook Snitch 

“Shook Snitch” is used to call somebody beautiful or sexy.
“Damn, that chick is such “Shook Snitch
Shook Snitch by McJaron Jass August 17, 2021