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shleef

It's where your analling a chick and she farts, meaning air goes up your urethra, then your penis farts it out.
"The only thing I hate about anal is when you shleef"
by PoohMyMumysCuntStinks June 24, 2017
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I'm Shleep

Rose:I'm so hungry
Moises:You're always hungry I'm Shleep
by King_Ace July 24, 2016
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Sheew

A word you say every time you do something redneck or fun.
by anonymous December 8, 2020
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shleather

Any sort of low quality 'leather' product (aka shitty leather, or shleather) more often found on cheap discount furniture that seemed like a good deal at the time however it turns out the 'leather' couch they sold you for $400 tears off easily from bored children and insane kittens, eventually making you resort to filling in the bare spots with Sharpie because you're having an open house or a party and don't want people to comment on the craptastic fatigue of your furniture.
Her: This couch hasn't held up very well at all.
Him: It's because of the shleather it's made out of.
Her: What?
Him: Yeah, shitty leather. Shleather. It should be a crime.
by Sven Niscadae February 2, 2010
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Sheweet

A woman that uses a shewee for sexual gratification. A shewee is a portable urinary device for women of all ages which allows them to urninate standing up.
Sheweets mainly use the device to penetrate men and women during intercourse.
Jane fucked me in the ass with her shewee last night, I would never have guessed she was a sheweet!
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Shleakle

An overly large Libuim minus. More commonly referred to as the "flaps" of the vagina.
"Yeah man, I was trynna smash but she got that shleakle."

"I was going down on her and I slurped up that shleakle."

"Her shleakle was huge man - it felt like I was eating a soggy pastrami sandwich."
by Arab Jenkins July 19, 2017
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supa shleep

Someone thats supa awake but supa tired at the same time
Bruh i went skeet skeet and now im supa shleep
by Pretty magical September 2, 2017
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